Beauty Product of the Day: Hair Jumping Creme.
mangled English
Snack of the Day
A box of dates from Iran called Date Energy has this on its side panel:
More than 20 amino acids that are not found in most foods, is in dates.
Dates Wonderful and magical fruit
Useful for all age groups
Energy and happiness guarantees your health
From Last Night’s Menu
Fish on Royally
Harmony
Sappy Veal with Bamboo Shoot
Male Whim
Buy Some Think
For example you sow the poster in AUCA and theirs a 70 % seal in MANGO shop you defiantly go and buy some think.
~ a gloriously mangled sentence from a student’s paper
