And What Is The Hands of Asses?

Now that I am in Bishkek, Facebook has decided to pepper my news stream with ads for things from Central Asia and Russia. As most of it is in Russian, I have to click onto the translate button that nests at the bottom of the post. This is what came my way today. I think of myself as savvy, worldly, clever. But with this translated passage, I am flummoxed.

Is that it? But it is his hemorrhoids. For the sake of luxury two and three pairs of panties turns on the washing machine. Delicate wash, you see!

And what is the hands of asses? Hand wash you can not?

When you have learned to drain water to the end? When you have learned to put a new toilet paper?

Cover when you learn to let down?! -It’s as loud.

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